On being late to the party

BLOG CLICHé #26: The introductory post.

It's more or less my default state, late to the party. Even when I'm throwing the party, I somehow manage. I'd like to cast it in some enlightening light, but instead I'll change the subject.

Ever since Californication I can't help but pronounce the word blog as "blaawwwwg". At any rate, less vitriol herein will be found; hence the title. I feel an enormous pressure to live up to the Internets' greats and very-goods, so please bear with me if there are fits and starts.

And if the posts are late, well, you were warned.

Keep calm and carry on.